How to Instantly Increase Your PageRank
Posted by Mike | Filed under Google, HumorCome on guys, I know that most webmasters are obsessed with their site’s PageRank. Why don’t we have some fun and stop all the serious work first? Here’s a post for all of you — don’t take it seriously though… Relax and have fun! 
How to Instantly Increase Your PageRank
Shh! Don’t say a word — I know what you want… a step by step guide on how to INSTANTLY increase your site’s PR. I’ll give you that!
Here’s the step by step guide:
1. Make sure you understand the concept of PageRank. You get more of it when sites with high PR link to yours. Here’s an illustration of the PR concept, analyze it:
2. After analyzing the image, install Google Toolbar (if you haven’t yet). This is a very important step! Don’t know where to get it? Click the image below (don’t worry, it’s not an affiliate link or something).
3. Now that you have your Google Toolbar, create some websites or blogs. See that PR N/A on the toolbar? Don’t worry, you have the power change that!
4. Grab your green marker, then color your PR bar green. Viola, you’ve got some high PR sites!
5. Link to your main site, and wait for the next PR update. Hopefully, it’ll get a remarkable PR. 
If you don’t like to conceptualize, analyze and understand the PR system, here’s another method, a faster one…
1. Get your green marker.
2. Color that PR bar GREEN! Now you have a PR 10 site. Enjoy!
Optional step: Grab your marker eraser and remove all of your competitors’ PR! Hah! Beat that!
Reason for This Post
This post was written for some laughs. It was also written to make newbies understand how PR works. Without links from other websites, you can’t expect to attain a high PR. Also, PR can’t be obtained just like that. You have to wait for the PR update to know what your site’s ranking is.
P.S. I hope you didn’t take this seriously! I don’t want to see your LCD monitors look messed up because of the green marks…
There actually is way to instantly boost your page rank. In fact, you can get 10 PR 6 links without nofollow tags for free in under 2 min. Rubbish you say? Check out a certain site that begins with an F. Perhaps I’ve said too much.
i’ve started my blog last sept… I didn’t do any seo but I got a pr4 this last google update. I was pretty suprised!
I am happy about it and I’ll just continue posting my interests there….
Now who would be obsessed with pr unless pr stands for pagerank. Every webmaster should be obsessed with pr because if you are not then you will not have any pr to obsess about. Klarren must have awful good content with a pr4 and no seo. Good work!
LOL, my dumb a** was getting into this!! I did think, “green marker” huh? blah, blah!! Should have known I was in the humor section! Dah me!
Getting pr is very easy. Just buy one lonk from a site with a higer pr than you want to achieve and you will get pr. Like buy a link from a pr9 site and you go from 0 to 8 in no time. Sad part is that it would cost only around 900$ per month.
That really is a good one.